I could have bypassed over a decade of poverty and abuse in small-market TV land by simply saying “fuckin’ shit” on-air?
I used to work at KFYR-TV in the crap-tastic binge-drinking wasteland tundra of Bismarck, ND. I never once considered saying “Fuck” on the air or showing by ass during a reporter stand-up…boy was I wrong. I really should have thought outside the box!
Check out this guy’s Twitter feed and tell me what you think. Do you know a dude like this? I think we all do.
Am I judging? Yes. Am I jealous? Maybe. But it’s like having a cast member of Jersey Shore take your old job and then springboard himself into the national humiliation spotlight by making a shitting mockery out of a place I felt trapped, paying-my-dues, for three years of my life that I will never get back. Turd.